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• Wyoming State Wins The American Express Bowl
  
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• Congress Passes The "It's For The Children Act Of 2000"! Film At 11.
  
• Gas Prices Rise 3 Cents Nationwide, Motorists Panic! Film At 11.
  
• Representative G. Raft Takes Taxpayer-Funded Hawaii Vacation
  
• 125 Members Of The "Alliance Of Involved Parents For Government Handouts" Protest In Front Of City Hall
  
• John Hancock's Signature On The Declaration Of Independence Was A Forgery, New Study Claims
  
• Local Resident Puts Election Vote For Sale On eBay, Bidding Up To $8,000! Film At 11.
  
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