• Campaign Of Socialists Supporting Internet Censorship
  
• Fellowship For Marijuana Legalization
  
• Association Of Caring Grandparents For Privacy Rights
  
• Federation Of Communist Minorities Supporting Government Handouts
  
• Council Of Concerned Church-Goers For Teaching Evilution In The Classroom
  
• Council Of Caring African-Americans Against Protecting The Second Amendment
  
• Alliance Of Morally Bankrupt Angst-Ridden Teenagers For The Flat Tax
  
• Council Of Soccer Moms For Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.21
  
• International Association Of Caring Soccer Moms Opposed To Repealing The First Amendment
  
• American Association Of Reformist Lawyers For Splitting Microsoft Into 6 Pieces