• Federation Of Concerned Parents Committed To Raising Taxes For The Wealthy
  
• Alliance Of Radical Bambi People Opposed To Local Control Of Schools
  
• Association Of Conservative Clergymen Committed To Book Burnings
  
• Association For The Flat Tax
  
• Federation Of Conservative Soccer Moms Supporting Increasing The Minimum Wage To $7.41
  
• Fellowship Of Outraged Parents Opposed To Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Federation Of Conservative Hollywood Movie Stars Opposed To Repealing Women's Suffrage
  
• Fellowship Of Communist Liberals Supporting God In The Classroom
  
• Alliance Of Radical Asian-Americans For "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Campaign Of Communist Lobbyists In Support Of Campaign Finance Reform