• Association Of Conservative Parents Supporting The Flat Tax
  
• Organization Of Caring Soccer Moms Against Prescription Drug Subsidies
  
• League Of Socialist Republicans Committed To "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Federation Of Involved Lobbyists Supporting Eliminating The Bill Of Rights
  
• Union Of Radical Elbonian-Americans Opposed To Eliminating Miranda Rights
  
• Council Of Civic-Minded Angst-Ridden Teenagers In Support Of The Death Penalty
  
• Fellowship Of Angst-Ridden Teenagers For Increased Military Spending
  
• Society Of Morally Bankrupt Lobbyists Against Prescription Drug Subsidies
  
• United Organization Of Communist Baby Boomers Against Raising Taxes For The Rich
  
• Fellowship Of Involved Lobbyists For Government Handouts