• Federation Of Liberal Libertarians Committed To Internet Pornography
  
• Alliance For Pro-Choice Policy
  
• United Organization Of Socialist Lobbyists For Nuclear Winter
  
• Campaign Of Reformist Church-Goers Committed To Political Correctness
  
• League Of Concerned Minorities Committed To Universal Health Care
  
• United Organization Of Communist Mexican-Americans Against Political Correctness
  
• Organization Of Caring Republicans Opposed To Splitting Microsoft Into 2 Pieces
  
• Federation Of Conservative Clergymen Opposed To Political Correctness
  
• Union Of Socialist Republicans For Banning Negative Campaign Ads
  
• United Organization Of Activist Libertarians For Internet Censorship