- Council Of Reformist Eco-Terrorists Committed To Protecting The First Amendment
- Union Of Reformist Libertarians In Support Of Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.93
- Union Of Concerned Clergymen Against Campaign Finance Reform
- Fellowship Of Morally Bankrupt Bambi People For Prescription Drug Subsidies
- United Organization Of Conservative Lobbyists Committed To Gay Marriages
- Campaign Of Outraged Church-Goers In Support Of Privacy Rights
- United Organization Of Outraged Mexican-Americans In Support Of Book Burnings
- Campaign Of Involved Grandparents Against Increased Military Spending
- Campaign Of Radical Grandparents Against The Death Penalty
- Organization Of Reformist Tree-Huggers Opposed To God In The Classroom