• Council Of Reformist Eco-Terrorists Committed To Protecting The First Amendment
  
• Union Of Reformist Libertarians In Support Of Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.93
  
• Union Of Concerned Clergymen Against Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Fellowship Of Morally Bankrupt Bambi People For Prescription Drug Subsidies
  
• United Organization Of Conservative Lobbyists Committed To Gay Marriages
  
• Campaign Of Outraged Church-Goers In Support Of Privacy Rights
  
• United Organization Of Outraged Mexican-Americans In Support Of Book Burnings
  
• Campaign Of Involved Grandparents Against Increased Military Spending
  
• Campaign Of Radical Grandparents Against The Death Penalty
  
• Organization Of Reformist Tree-Huggers Opposed To God In The Classroom