• Council Of Reformist Eco-Terrorists Committed To Protecting The First Amendment
  • Union Of Reformist Libertarians In Support Of Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.93
  • Union Of Concerned Clergymen Against Campaign Finance Reform
  • Fellowship Of Morally Bankrupt Bambi People For Prescription Drug Subsidies
  • United Organization Of Conservative Lobbyists Committed To Gay Marriages
  • Campaign Of Outraged Church-Goers In Support Of Privacy Rights
  • United Organization Of Outraged Mexican-Americans In Support Of Book Burnings
  • Campaign Of Involved Grandparents Against Increased Military Spending
  • Campaign Of Radical Grandparents Against The Death Penalty
  • Organization Of Reformist Tree-Huggers Opposed To God In The Classroom