• United Organization Of Reformist Angst-Ridden Teenagers Opposed To Wealth Redistribution
  
• Campaign Of Concerned Grandparents For Protecting The First Amendment
  
• Campaign Of Civic-Minded Asian-Americans Committed To The Death Penalty
  
• League Of Outraged Lobbyists For Daylight Saving Time
  
• Federation Of Conservative Soccer Moms Against Raising Taxes For The Rich
  
• Organization Of Radical Democrats In Support Of Raising Taxes For Billionaires
  
• Society Of Civic-Minded Baby Boomers In Support Of Pro-Choice Policy
  
• Fellowship Of Concerned Tree-Worshippers For "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• League For Subsidized Day Care For Working Parents
  
• United Organization Of Morally Bankrupt Socialists In Support Of Cutting Taxes For The Upper Class