• Fellowship Of Caring Angst-Ridden Teenagers For Eliminating The National Debt
  
• Federation Of Civic-Minded Bambi People Opposed To "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Organization Of Reformist Bible Thumpers Opposed To Draconian Software License Agreements
  
• Federation Of Reformist Lesbians Committed To Right On Red Traffic Laws
  
• League Of Liberal African-Americans For Political Correctness
  
• United Organization Of Socialist State Legislators Against Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Fellowship Of Radical Bible Thumpers For Genetically Modified Foods
  
• Society Of Civic-Minded Socialists Committed To The Death Penalty
  
• United Organization Of Libertarians For Privacy Rights
  
• Society Of Morally Bankrupt Liberals Against Increased Military Spending