• Alliance Of Involved Liberals Committed To Repealing The Bill Of Rights
  
• Union Of Socialist Democrats Committed To Hitting Unfriendly Nations With A Nuclear Bomb
  
• Federation Of Liberal Baby Boomers For Subsidized Day Care For Working Parents
  
• Campaign Of Involved African-Americans For Government Handouts
  
• Council Of Radical Eco-Freaks Supporting "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Federation For The Designated Hitter Rule
  
• Association Of Caring Soccer Moms Committed To Government Handouts
  
• Union Of Involved Soccer Moms For Teaching Creationism In The Classroom
  
• Union Of Outraged Hollywood Movie Stars Committed To Gun Control
  
• Federation Of Clergymen Opposed To Abolishing The Second Amendment