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• United Organization Of Socialist State Legislators In Support Of Nuclear Winter
  
• Union Of Concerned Socialists Opposed To The Death Penalty
  
• Association Of Morally Bankrupt Socialists For Eliminating Miranda Rights
  
• Association Of Concerned Democrats For Marijuana Legalization
  
• Federation Of Radical Bible Thumpers Opposed To Gay Marriages
  
• Federation Of Concerned Angst-Ridden Teenagers For Draconian Software License Agreements
  
• Association Of Elbonian-Americans In Support Of Nuclear Winter
  
• League Of Conservative Grandparents For Eliminating The National Debt
  
• League Of Caring Bambi People For Privacy Rights