• Organization Of Activist Tree-Huggers For Right On Red Traffic Laws
  
• Association Of Reformist Liberals Supporting Gay Marriages
  
• Federation Of Socialist Socialists Supporting Draconian Software License Agreements
  
• Campaign Of Concerned Hollywood Movie Stars Opposed To Book Burnings
  
• United Organization Of Civic-Minded State Legislators Supporting Eliminating Violence On TV
  
• Campaign Of Caring Liberals In Support Of Government Handouts
  
• National Association For Internet Censorship
  
• Campaign Of Concerned Minorities Supporting Increased Military Spending
  
• Association Of Activist Republicans Supporting The Flat Tax
  
• United Organization Of Morally Bankrupt Baby Boomers Supporting Raising Taxes For The Rich