• National Association Of Civic-Minded Hollywood Movie Stars Opposed To Draconian Software License Agreements
  
• Campaign Of Socialist Lesbians Committed To Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Federation Of Radical Libertarians Supporting Internet Censorship
  
• League Of Communist Tree-Worshippers For Genetically Modified Foods
  
• Federation Of Reformist Soccer Moms Against Eliminating The Bill Of Rights
  
• Federation Of Socialist Pointy Haired Bosses For Prescription Drug Subsidies
  
• Union Of State Legislators For Internet Censorship
  
• Campaign Of Conservative Angst-Ridden Teenagers Opposed To Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.57
  
• Fellowship For Raising Taxes For The Wealthy
  
• Alliance Of Activist Church-Goers Against Universal Health Care