• Federation Of Activist Democrats Opposed To "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Federation Of Communist Democrats For Hitting Unfriendly Nations With A Nuclear Bomb
  
• Fellowship For The Flat Tax
  
• Council Of Grandparents In Support Of Book Burnings
  
• League Of Outraged Baby Boomers For Pro-Choice Policy
  
• Society Of Liberal Liberals Against Banning Negative Campaign Ads
  
• Union Of Concerned Lesbians In Support Of Internet Censorship
  
• Campaign For Using Expletives In Public
  
• Council Of Morally Bankrupt Lawyers Against The Death Penalty
  
• Council Of Liberal Pointy Haired Bosses For The Death Penalty