• Alliance Of Outraged Lawyers For Teaching Evilution In The Classroom
  
• International Association Of Socialist Lawyers Opposed To Raising Taxes For Lottery Winners
  
• League Of Involved Tree-Worshippers Committed To Eliminating The National Debt
  
• Association Of Radical Grandparents Supporting Splitting Microsoft Into 20 Pieces
  
• Federation Of Concerned Lobbyists Supporting Abolishing Miranda Rights
  
• League Of Liberal Eco-Terrorists In Support Of "Nuke First, Ask Questions Later" Policy
  
• Society Of Outraged Soccer Moms Opposed To Banning Negative Campaign Ads
  
• Fellowship Of Morally Bankrupt Republicans Supporting Protecting The Bill Of Rights
  
• Federation For Protecting The Bill Of Rights
  
• Fellowship Of Involved Libertarians Opposed To Gun Control