• Association Of Communist Clergymen For Prescription Drug Subsidies
  
• Association Of Morally Bankrupt Soccer Moms Supporting Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Fellowship Of Conservative Lawyers Committed To Hitting Unfriendly Nations With A Nuclear Bomb
  
• Federation Of Involved State Legislators For Wearing Baseball Caps Backwards
  
• Association Of Communist Grandparents Supporting Eliminating Violence On TV
  
• Alliance For Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.82
  
• Council Of Civic-Minded Parents For Eliminating The Bill Of Rights
  
• Union For Teaching Evolution In The Classroom
  
• National Association Of Reformist Minorities Against God In The Classroom
  
• Campaign Of Caring Tree-Worshippers For Prescription Drug Subsidies