• League Of Socialist Soccer Moms For Right On Red Traffic Laws
  
• United Organization Of Reformist Lesbians Committed To Legal Reform
  
• Society Of Outraged Minorities Committed To Increased Military Spending
  
• Association Of Parents Opposed To Subsidized Day Care For Working Parents
  
• Fellowship Of Communist Baby Boomers Opposed To Abolishing Women's Suffrage
  
• American Association For Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.84
  
• Fellowship Of Outraged Grandparents Against The Death Penalty
  
• American Association Of Conservative Liberals For Cutting Taxes For The Lower Class
  
• Council Of Bible Thumpers Against Increasing The Minimum Wage To $6.82
  
• United Organization Of Morally Bankrupt Parents Against Privacy Rights