• Union Of Concerned Bible Thumpers Committed To Draconian Software License Agreements
  
• Alliance Of Outraged Angst-Ridden Teenagers Committed To Abolishing Speed Limits
  
• Campaign Of Eco-Watchdogs For Big Brother Policies
  
• United Organization Of Parents Against Eliminating Women's Suffrage
  
• Campaign Of Concerned Angst-Ridden Teenagers For Random Drug Testing For Elected Officials
  
• American Association Of Soccer Moms For The Designated Hitter Rule
  
• Fellowship Of Morally Bankrupt Liberals For Legal Reform
  
• Campaign Of Caring Hollywood Movie Stars Committed To Campaign Finance Reform
  
• Society Of Conservative Angst-Ridden Teenagers In Support Of Privacy Rights
  
• Union Of Caring Minorities Opposed To Increasing The Minimum Wage To $7.53