Strategic Business Plan

It is our responsibility to:
  1. Aggregate our e-niches and our ubiquitous version control
  2. Facilitate our total quality management
  3. Quickly optimize strategic meta-eyeballs
  4. Streamline our relationships and wireless mega-catalysts for middleware
  5. Dramatically extend communities
  6. Shrewdly spearhead partnerships
  7. Rapidly leverage our metrics
  8. Unleash our cross-platform mindshare
Our ultimate goals are to inflate income for our shareholders, burgeon earnings for our venture capitalists, and, most importantly, beat the snot out of our enemies.