39476 Groves Drive
Salem, ID 47654
- Available just as soon as I get fired from my current job. Seeking a position
as Sub-Adjunct Internet Department Janitor with a major corporation recently featured on "60 Minutes".
- Fluent in Objective C and x86 assembly
(including nine years experience in both).
- Currently learning Scheme and COBOL.
- Skilled with PHP and XML.
- Associate Corporate Spy Boss, Lipps & Hernandez Communications, Ltd. (New Orleans, NY). Seven years experience.
- Help Desk Department Head Honcho, Schwab-Smead Bank (Igorville, MD). Five years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.eiz.com". Successful
with 27970 daily visitors.
- Bachelor degree in Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses at Herbert Hoover Community College, May 1973.
Graduated in the top 12% of class, with a 3.38 GPA.
- High school diploma, Northwest St. Ulich High School. Finished
in the top 24% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.30.
- Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" by high school graduating
- Twelfth place, "Limbo Contest", South Dakota State Fair.
- Otis Schlobohm, Substitute Software Design Manager, Twiford Railroad Corp.
Postal address: P.O. Box 7879, South Springs, NV, 35466
Phone: (897) 951-WQSS
- Jerpep Isucla, Best friend from high school
Postal address: 83 S. Route 135, Juanitaboro, CT, 14650
Phone: (535) 154-OHRG
- Hans R. Varner, Parole officer
Postal address: 471 14th Ave., Harvey, NE, 27481
Phone: (338) 746-GDAD