Pamhagdale Asbab

72795 Route 890
South Caliclu, KS 50693

1-748-669-6026

Availability

Available today. Seeking a position as Evil Human Resources Intern with a major corporation recently featured on "60 Minutes".

Fluent in DOS batch files (just kidding) and bash (including three years experience in both).
Currently learning Forth and bash.
Skilled with SQL and PHP.

Junior Corporate Spy Manager, Benson, Zumwalt & Connor, Corp. (Gagill Village, AL). Seven years experience.
Part-Time Trade Show Booth Bunny, The Daily River Record Newspaper (Thornton, GA). Four years experience.
Webmaster, "www.wrt.com". Successful personal homepage with 11470 daily visitors.

Bachelor degree in Information Systems at Smits University, May 1976. Graduated in the top 19% of class, with a 2.17 GPA.
High school diploma, Eketon Central High School. Finished in the top 28% of graduating class, with a GPA of 4.00.

Voted "Most Likely to Become a Liar, Thief, and/or Lawyer" by high school graduating class.
First place, "Most Annoying Voice Contest", Wisconsin State Fair.

G. A. Howard, Neighbor
Postal address: 95 W. Velma Way, Red Willow, NC, 06216
Phone: 1-800-SDJNQHI
Email: denise.soucy57@beta.prue.net
Lindsay Riton, Drinking buddy from high school
Postal address: 4 S. Kingshighway, St. Dryer, NJ, 05841
Phone: (542) 776-MIVF
Email: desiree.minshall@mail.gim.org
K. O. Doughty, Former co-worker
Postal address: P.O. Box 8774, Upper Mountain, LA, 37859
Phone: (254) 082-2899
Email: postman@omega.nirv.com