Brauhaw Criren

Availability

• Available just as soon as I get fired from my current job. Seeking a position as Sub-Adjunct Internet Department Janitor with a major corporation recently featured on "60 Minutes".

Skills

• Fluent in Objective C and x86 assembly (including nine years experience in both).
• Currently learning Scheme and COBOL.
• Skilled with PHP and XML.

Job Experience

• Associate Corporate Spy Boss, Lipps & Hernandez Communications, Ltd. (New Orleans, NY). Seven years experience.

• Help Desk Department Head Honcho, Schwab-Smead Bank (Igorville, MD). Five years experience.

• Webmaster, "www.eiz.com". Successful E-commerce site with 27970 daily visitors.

Education

• Bachelor degree in Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses at Herbert Hoover Community College, May 1973. Graduated in the top 12% of class, with a 3.38 GPA.

• High school diploma, Northwest St. Ulich High School. Finished in the top 24% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.30.

Awards

• Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" by high school graduating class.

• Twelfth place, "Limbo Contest", South Dakota State Fair.

References

• Otis Schlobohm, Substitute Software Design Manager, Twiford Railroad Corp.
  Postal address: P.O. Box 7879, South Springs, NV, 35466
  Phone: (897) 951-WQSS
  Email: lsavoie@mail.xuz.com
  

• Jerpep Isucla, Best friend from high school
  Postal address: 83 S. Route 135, Juanitaboro, CT, 14650
  Phone: (535) 154-OHRG
  Email: email@browning-fantus.com
  

• Hans R. Varner, Parole officer
  Postal address: 471 14th Ave., Harvey, NE, 27481
  Phone: (338) 746-GDAD
  Email: tauvd@boycoal.com