34528 Route 30, Apartment 3N
Fort Harlan, OK 19395
- Available real soon now. Seeking a position
as Interrim Network Administrator with a Big Evil Corporation.
- Fluent in LISP and COBOL
(including two years experience in both).
- Currently learning Visual Basic and Forth.
- Skilled with HTML and XML.
- Evil Human Resources Section Chief, New HammondCo (Will Springs, DE). Nine years experience.
- Part-Time System Administrator, Graceway Co. (North Holt, RI). Six years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.nalsal.com". Successful
with 16520 daily visitors.
- Bachelor degree in Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses at Central Maine State College, May 1970.
Graduated in the top 24% of class, with a 3.80 GPA.
- High school diploma, Shriver-Mooney Central High School. Finished
in the top 25% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.78.
- Voted "Most Likely to Go to Jail" by high school graduating
- Eighth place, "Hot Dog Eating Contest", North Carolina State Fair.
- Reeprerow Quinastra, Classmate from college
Postal address: Route 7 Box 94865, Skykomish, KS, 24364
Phone: (992) 898-4631
- Sanbras Oblayar, Seventh cousin
Postal address: Route 9 Box 791, Sulawro, MI, 86032
- Sweerf Monan, Neighbor
Postal address: Route 8 Box 6963, La Nahm, AR, 48556