72795 Route 890
South Caliclu, KS 50693
- Available today. Seeking a position
as Evil Human Resources Intern with a major corporation recently featured on "60 Minutes".
- Fluent in DOS batch files (just kidding) and bash
(including three years experience in both).
- Currently learning Forth and bash.
- Skilled with SQL and PHP.
- Junior Corporate Spy Manager, Benson, Zumwalt & Connor, Corp. (Gagill Village, AL). Seven years experience.
- Part-Time Trade Show Booth Bunny, The Daily River Record Newspaper (Thornton, GA). Four years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.wrt.com". Successful
with 11470 daily visitors.
- Bachelor degree in Information Systems at Smits University, May 1976.
Graduated in the top 19% of class, with a 2.17 GPA.
- High school diploma, Eketon Central High School. Finished
in the top 28% of graduating class, with a GPA of 4.00.
- Voted "Most Likely to Become a Liar, Thief, and/or Lawyer" by high school graduating
- First place, "Most Annoying Voice Contest", Wisconsin State Fair.
- G. A. Howard, Neighbor
Postal address: 95 W. Velma Way, Red Willow, NC, 06216
- Lindsay Riton, Drinking buddy from high school
Postal address: 4 S. Kingshighway, St. Dryer, NJ, 05841
Phone: (542) 776-MIVF
- K. O. Doughty, Former co-worker
Postal address: P.O. Box 8774, Upper Mountain, LA, 37859
Phone: (254) 082-2899