L. K. McDaniels

Route 3 Box 1016
Pinefield, CT 60677

1-800-RQUZQHO

Availability

Available real soon now. Seeking a position as Executive Software Design Assistant Manager with an unprofitable dotcom startup.

Fluent in DOS batch files (just kidding) and Python (including two years experience in both).
Currently learning JavaScript and Perl.
Skilled with SQL and ASP.

Software Engineering Supervisor, West DaabCo (Pluon, WI). Two years experience.
Evil Human Resources Department Janitor, Downing-Timchenko Construction Company (La Glade, ID). Six years experience.
Webmaster, "www.qip.com". Successful tech news site with 66550 daily visitors.

Bachelor degree in Applied Physics at Westopolis Community College, May 1973. Graduated in the top 29% of class, with a 3.30 GPA.
High school diploma, South Ken Bridge High School. Finished in the top 24% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.52.

Voted "Most Likely to Live in a Trailer Park" by high school graduating class.
Second place, "Stupid Human Tricks Contest", Nevada State Fair.

L. J. Larcom, Classmate from college
Postal address: P.O. Box 7337, Blue Gulch, SC, 88747
Phone: (266) 026-VQVS
Email: theodore.helen@mail.john.com
H. F. Haddix, Senior Sheet Spreader, Lett & Barrett & Company Media, Inc.
Postal address: Route 7 Box 85352, New Rathbun, UT, 58473
Phone: (888) 322-5118
Email: mail@sij.com
V. K. Gibson, Best friend from high school
Postal address: Route 5 Box 884, Lower Leland City, AL, 39383
Phone: (204) 275-4343 ext. 266
Email: ufrolock@dennis.sullivan.net