Cory Bretanus
623 Red Willow Place
Assler, RI 79810
(889) 943-2178
Availability
- Available real soon now. Seeking a position
as Sub-Adjunct Corporate Spy Assistant Manager with an unprofitable dotcom startup.
Skills
- Fluent in COBOL and bash
(including two years experience in both).
- Currently learning LISP and Perl.
- Skilled with SQL and ASP.
Job Experience
- Interrim Corporate Spy Administrator, Bisson, Bauer & Wall, Ltd. (Loose-Powell, IL). Two years experience.
- Evil Human Resources Department Janitor, Kathy's Associated (North Hendricks, UT). Two years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.pit.com". Successful
personal homepage
with 86370 daily visitors.
Education
- Bachelor degree in Mathematics at Oxford State University, May 1975.
Graduated in the top 34% of class, with a 3.31 GPA.
- High school diploma, George Bush Memorial High School. Finished
in the top 8% of graduating class, with a GPA of 2.02.
Awards
- Voted "Most Likely to Get Kicked by a Mule and Lose All Memory" by high school graduating
class.
- Fourth place, "Hog Calling Contest", Hawaii State Fair.
References
- S. K. Loomis, Neighbor
Postal address: P.O. Box 2285, Watts, KS, 14775
Phone: 1-800-TCRVSMM
Email: webjockey@mbn.cad.org
- Okeldur Odyebet, Ex-spouse
Postal address: 652 0th St., Atlanta, WI, 25430
Phone: (504) 301-4980 ext. 666
Email: bheath@omega.goh-lemons.org
- Lauren R. Musil, College professor in Information Systems Dept.
Postal address: Route 4 Box 4266, Yellow Town, WA, 06648
Phone: 1-800-DEYEKCF
Email: postman@slerp.com