Brandy T. Larouche

Availability

• Available only because I'm required to search for a job to keep my welfare check coming in. Seeking a position as Part-Time Dead Chicken Waver with a small-town employer.

Skills

• Fluent in x86 assembly and C (including one years experience in both).
• Currently learning C++ and Forth.
• Skilled with SQL and XML.

Job Experience

• Part-Time Internet Department Chairman, Konarski, Pitts & Dell, Inc. (Charlotte, MA). Five years experience.

• Sub-Adjunct Dead Chicken Waver, Sherman, Hatch & Octeau Corporation (Potwin, ME). Nine years experience.

• Webmaster, "www.zos.com". Successful personal homepage with 20910 daily visitors.

Education

• Bachelor degree in Applied Physics at Jim Parks Ivy League College, May 1979. Graduated in the top 24% of class, with a 3.81 GPA.

• High school diploma, Thacker High School. Finished in the top 11% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.71.

Awards

• Voted "Most Likely to Get Drunk a Lot" by high school graduating class.

• Ninth place, "Hog Calling Contest", New Hampshire State Fair.

References

• Y. L. Cannings, Eleventh cousin
  Postal address: 34143 Schrimpf Road, Apartment 130I, Blocalon, CA, 95543
  Phone: (851) 646-5791 ext. 189
  Email: marketingscum@clearwater.com
  

• G. H. Luna, My lawyer
  Postal address: P.O. Box 5727, North Browerv, IA, 14612
  Phone: 1-800-859-0986
  Email: irma.renfrow89@janie-zumwalt.co.uk
  

• Paluh Dostildale, Drinking buddy from high school
  Postal address: 646 W. El Camino Real, West Poulanopolis, MA, 93597
  Phone: (358) 969-9424
  Email: hostmaster@jupiter.oub.net