Gordon Wiegand
83 S. Route 34
Black Cedar, WI 90270
1-264-499-8387
Availability
- Available right after I take a two-week vacation and then serve notice to my current employer. Seeking a position
as Evil Human Resources Overseer with a small-town employer.
Skills
- Fluent in JavaScript and JavaScript
(including five years experience in both).
- Currently learning Visual Basic and Visual Basic.
- Skilled with SQL and PHP.
Job Experience
- Evil Human Resources Intern, Trujillo-Schneider Widgets Company (Newark, AZ). Five years experience.
- Evil Human Resources Overseer, Elvira McDonough Gizmos (Greenton, KS). Seven years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.wirb.com". Successful
E-commerce site
with 17480 daily visitors.
Education
- Bachelor degree in Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses at Northeast Florida Community College, May 1973.
Graduated in the top 4% of class, with a 3.72 GPA.
- High school diploma, St. Simon Central High School. Finished
in the top 28% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.05.
Awards
- Voted "Most Likely to Continue to be a Pathetic Loser" by high school graduating
class.
- Tenth place, "Hot Dog Eating Contest", Massachusetts State Fair.
References
- Doris A. Hawes, Parole officer
Postal address: 1677 N. First Street, Apartment 169R, New Wideman, TX, 41906
Phone: 1-800-457-3521
Email: mvfm@yuq.co.uk
- Edwin Lyle, Part-Time Network Administrator, Frady & Retherford Corp.
Postal address: 554 E. Georgia Drive, Solen, IN, 62487
Phone: 1-971-752-3802
Email: tibigsim@mail.seunt.com
- Lisa N. Perry, Drinking buddy from high school
Postal address: 29038 Twelfth Ave., Apartment 8Q, Fowler City, AZ, 54113
Phone: 1-641-499-5291
Email: hostmaster@tik.org