Lawapu Chubigs

2967 E. El Camino Real, Apartment 200I
Yellowdale, AR 09868

1-800-XHDJXGW

Availability

Available only because I'm required to search for a job to keep my welfare check coming in. Seeking a position as Associate Dead Chicken Waver with a major national corporation.

Fluent in x86 assembly and bash (including eight years experience in both).
Currently learning Objective C and Python.
Skilled with SQL and AutoCAD.

Junior System Administrator, Gatlin-Hall Holdings Company (Key, ND). Seven years experience.
Senior System Administrator, Denbo-Coffman, LLC (Fort Mountain, MD). Eight years experience.
Webmaster, "www.wreep.com". Successful personal homepage with 49070 daily visitors.

Bachelor degree in Applied Physics at William McKinley State College, May 1990. Graduated in the top 26% of class, with a 2.32 GPA.
High school diploma, Theodore Roosevelt High School. Finished in the top 10% of graduating class, with a GPA of 2.05.

Voted "Most Likely to Be Audited by the IRS" by high school graduating class.
Third place, "Worst Actor Contest", Rhode Island State Fair.

Dixie M. Nixon, High school teacher
Postal address: 4310 W. Maryland St., Fortton, NH, 94033
Phone: 1-604-438-2976
Email: dayirc@mail.orudbla.com
Nora Fennessy, My lawyer
Postal address: 57887 Cedar Plaza, Apartment 85I, Upper Ventress, NY, 90539
Phone: (294) 704-KJQH
Email: omooarl11@beta.urfl.to
T. K. Marsden, Senior Computer Programmer, Ivan Ollive Railroad
Postal address: 4299 Uowgor Lockumo Road, Apartment 630J, Lena City, IL, 26326
Phone: (404) 795-8195 ext. 110
Email: hostmaster@slxk.no