Route 9 Box 92003
Santa Ana, MS 72432
- Available today. Seeking a position
as Associate Bastard Operator From Hell with a major national corporation.
- Fluent in Pascal and C++
(including three years experience in both).
- Currently learning DOS batch files (just kidding) and Java.
- Skilled with PHP and CGI scripting.
- Part-Time Bug Terminator, Gosselinway, Incorporated (Ahilrooton, MO). Nine years experience.
- Substitute Button Pusher, AO&B Railroad, Incorporated (Rhys Falls, VT). Two years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.xei.com". Successful
tech news site
with 56640 daily visitors.
- Bachelor degree in Applied Physics at Central Missouri Ivy League College, May 1984.
Graduated in the top 14% of class, with a 3.94 GPA.
- High school diploma, North Bancroft High School. Finished
in the top 7% of graduating class, with a GPA of 4.00.
- Voted "Most Likely to Become a Liar, Thief, and/or Lawyer" by high school graduating
- Third place, "Disco Dancing Contest", South Dakota State Fair.
- Gwen Sas, Acquaintance
Postal address: Route 9 Box 305, Riverside, LA, 03264
Phone: (418) 586-2585 ext. 188
- Hararh Fimes, Classmate from college
Postal address: 4 John Adams Way, Rogers-Nolan, MD, 04298
Phone: (448) 699-DNWF
- Epstaon Momacra, Associate Corporate Spy Department Chairman, Caskinette-Burney, Inc.
Postal address: Route 1 Box 37574, North Coatoup, PA, 78697
Phone: (239) 094-VLRE