L. K. McDaniels
Route 3 Box 1016
Pinefield, CT 60677
1-800-RQUZQHO
Availability
- Available real soon now. Seeking a position
as Executive Software Design Assistant Manager with an unprofitable dotcom startup.
Skills
- Fluent in DOS batch files (just kidding) and Python
(including two years experience in both).
- Currently learning JavaScript and Perl.
- Skilled with SQL and ASP.
Job Experience
- Software Engineering Supervisor, West DaabCo (Pluon, WI). Two years experience.
- Evil Human Resources Department Janitor, Downing-Timchenko Construction Company (La Glade, ID). Six years experience.
- Webmaster, "www.qip.com". Successful
tech news site
with 66550 daily visitors.
Education
- Bachelor degree in Applied Physics at Westopolis Community College, May 1973.
Graduated in the top 29% of class, with a 3.30 GPA.
- High school diploma, South Ken Bridge High School. Finished
in the top 24% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.52.
Awards
- Voted "Most Likely to Live in a Trailer Park" by high school graduating
class.
- Second place, "Stupid Human Tricks Contest", Nevada State Fair.
References
- L. J. Larcom, Classmate from college
Postal address: P.O. Box 7337, Blue Gulch, SC, 88747
Phone: (266) 026-VQVS
Email: theodore.helen@mail.john.com
- H. F. Haddix, Senior Sheet Spreader, Lett & Barrett & Company Media, Inc.
Postal address: Route 7 Box 85352, New Rathbun, UT, 58473
Phone: (888) 322-5118
Email: mail@sij.com
- V. K. Gibson, Best friend from high school
Postal address: Route 5 Box 884, Lower Leland City, AL, 39383
Phone: (204) 275-4343 ext. 266
Email: ufrolock@dennis.sullivan.net