Stephanie R. Caulley

P.O. Box 600
Los Angeles, PA 77551

1-800-280-3916

Availability

Available just as soon as I punch my current boss in the face and get fired. Seeking a position as Evil Human Resources Supervisor with a small-town employer.

Fluent in Objective C and BASIC (including six years experience in both).
Currently learning LISP and C++.
Skilled with PHP and XML.

Assistant Sheet Spreader, Hecke Co. (Cantcrodale, KS). Six years experience.
Senior Sheet Spreader, Hodges, Friesen & Feldman Industries, Corp. (Steve Bay, NV). Six years experience.
Webmaster, "www.noj.com". Successful personal homepage with 6400 daily visitors.

Bachelor degree in Computer Science at Redaug Community College, May 1977. Graduated in the top 27% of class, with a 3.40 GPA.
High school diploma, Floyd Village Central High School. Finished in the top 7% of graduating class, with a GPA of 3.62.

Voted "Most Likely to Become a 346 Pound Blimp" by high school graduating class.
Sixth place, "Hot Dog Eating Contest", Virginia State Fair.

Orville Rush, Parole officer
Postal address: 7306 County Road 50, Apartment 382F, Janssensboro, MD, 65606
Phone: 1-800-560-4914
Email: support@saturn.lor.net
David T. Geelan, Classmate from college
Postal address: 76134 85th St., Apartment 502O, Dawson, MA, 80981
Phone: (661) 929-KEIF
Email: marketingscum@starbusdale.veml.org
Janis Kines, College professor in Advanced Mathematics Nobody Ever Uses Dept.
Postal address: 7866 E. Broadway, Apartment 9U, Old Swamp, AZ, 58880
Phone: 1-800-036-0708
Email: msmoak@venus.luv.com